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Lead Guitarist, Lead-Lined Liver
Randy, the youngest member of Vinyl Tap founded the band along with Eddie and has stayed
with the band ever since (except the bits when Angus Dung and Gary Moron took over while
he was in Re-Hab)
Randy, of course, was lead guitarist with legendary wild man of rock Froggy Frogsspawn in
the seventies and early eighties and lead the life of excess along with Froggy. If Froggy
did sex, drugs and rock and roll, then Randy would copy it and then eat a Kebab at the
same time. Randy is able to say "Where is the Bar?" in 27 languages.
Randy's excess came to a head in the early
eighties when he tried sex, drugs, Rock and Roll and Kebab (with extra chilli sauce) while
flying a light aircraft and the resulting crash lead many people to believe that he was
dead.
In fact Randy was thrown from the plane on impact and as luck would have it he landed in
the septic tank of the local sewerage works the soft consistancy broke his fall and the
lack of oxygen in the depths of the poo kept him in a reasonable condition until he was
finally dug up by Eddie who at the time was looking for a donkey, a teddy bear and a small
pig after misinterpreting a well known children's story. After the obvious surprise at
finding a well known rock icon at the bottom of a cess pit the two became great pals and
forged the links which would one day become the Tap.
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